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Where Pies Go When They Die 1/9

ghostyouknow27
This entry is part 1 of 10 in the series Where Pies Go When They Die

Where Pies Go When They Die 1/9

Chapter: 1: This Cherry Pie Is a Miracle

Author: ghostyouknow27
Rating: R. Warnings for cartoon violence, bloody violence and naughty words.
Summary: Hell, as it turns out, serves a great cherry pie.
Words: ~ 17,500 for the story
Disclaimer: Characters belong to Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke. Sadly, I can’t blame the “plot” on “anyone” “else.”
A/N: This is crack. Pure crack. Crack with pie. Please, please don’t think about it too hard. YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF. Thanks (I think) to diamondtook862  and ever_neutral  for all of their help and encouragement. This was written faster than I’ve written anything ever. Any remaining mistakes are from my post-beta panicked fiddling.

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Drabble – “Happy Meals with Legs”

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I was planning to post chapter 2 of The Heat Death of the Universe, but that didn’t work out. I apologize.

Instead, I have a drabble.

Author: Maia
Title: Happy Meals With Legs
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Words: 100
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Setting: Somewhere in the world in the year 2010
Note: This does NOT take place in my Gifts-verse; Spike is very much still a vampire in this!

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Fic: Something (4/4)

gryfndor_godess
This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Something

Title: Something (4/4)
Rating: R
Summary: What if Spike hadn’t died in “Chosen”? How would their relationship have reached its natural conclusion/consummation?  4000 words.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, I am making no money, etc.
Author’s Note: I started this fic a very long time ago during the last week of August, and I have been so happy to finally be able to share it today.  Thank you so much everyone who’s read and commented.  And thank you again to the mods and to all the contributors/readers who make this community so awesome!
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Fic: Something (2/4)

gryfndor_godess
This entry is part 2 of 4 in the series Something
Title: Something (2/4)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What if Spike hadn’t died in “Chosen”? How would their relationship have reached its natural conclusion/consummation?  7500 words.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, I am making no money, etc.
Author’s Note: Sorry for how long it took to post this part!  I had a midday commitment that went a lot longer than I expected.  Thank you everyone who’s read and commented so far!

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Fic: Something (1/4)

gryfndor_godess
This entry is part 1 of 4 in the series Something

Title: Something (1/4)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What if Spike hadn’t died in “Chosen”?  How would their relationship have reached its natural conclusion/consummation?  5300 words.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, I am making no money, etc.
Author’s Note: There are four chapters to this story, and all will be posted today. Thank you to ladyofthelog and snickfic  for taking over the community and keeping it running smoothly!

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Buffy and the Dalek Slayers, 3/9

missmurchison
This entry is part 3 of 9 in the series Buffy and the Dalek Slayers

Title: Buffy and the Dalek Slayers
Author: Miss Murchison
Rating: Probably won’t get past PG
Word count: Probably about 4000 when complete.

Summary: This is a sequel to Who’s the Doctor? and Where’s the Doctor?, my previous BtVS/Doctor Who crossovers.

This one involves the Seventh Doctor and his companion Ace. Chapter One is here.

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Buffy and the Dalek Slayers, 2/9

missmurchison
This entry is part 2 of 9 in the series Buffy and the Dalek Slayers

Title: Buffy and the Dalek Slayers
Author: Miss Murchison
Rating: Probably won’t get past PG
Word count: Probably about 4000 when complete.

Summary: This is a sequel to Who’s the Doctor? and Where’s the Doctor?, my previous BtVS/Doctor Who crossovers.

This one involves the Seventh Doctor and his companion Ace. Chapter One is here.

The Doctor and Ace

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Buffy and the Dalek Slayers, 1/9

missmurchison
This entry is part 1 of 9 in the series Buffy and the Dalek Slayers

Title: Buffy and the Dalek Slayers
Author: Miss Murchison
Rating: Probably won’t get past PG
Word count: Probably about 4000 when complete.

Summary: This is a sequel to Who’s the Doctor? and Where’s the Doctor?, my previous BtVS/Doctor Who crossovers.

This one involves the Seventh Doctor and his companion Ace.

The Doctor and Ace

 

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Killer Brides From Hell

shapinglight

Er… sorry about the story title. I know it sucks, but I had to call it something and I couldn’t think of anything better. If I do, I’ll come back and change it.

Anyway, it’s my posting day, and here is my story. It’s part of a very daft series of fics I started back in August, the rest of which can be found here, and this one probably won’t make a lot of sense if you haven’t read at least the first of those, Marriage of Convenience. However, if you don’t want to read the others, I hope you’ll just try this and go with the flow.

Setting: BtVS Season 4, AU from Something Blue. This story takes place around the time of This Year’s Girl/Who Are You.
Rating: PG-13 at most
Pairing: You’re joking, aren’t you?
Beta: Many thanks to hello_spikey for her sterling (and extremely fast) beta assistance, and to dwyld for last minute ideas bouncing.
Also, if anyone can think of a better title (something wedding-related – Hell’s Bells would have been perfect but it’s taken), please tell me and I’ll happily credit you.

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Fic: Feels Like Heaven

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Title: Feels Like Heaven
Author: Rebcake
Rating: PG13 for Spike’s language.
Word Count: 4,200
Summary: Buffy’s not in a good place. Dawn suspects Spike can help.
Warnings: Angsty angst.
A/N: This is a post-NFA fic in which the events of the S8 comics are obliquely mentioned, but they didn’t actually happen. Clear? Okay then! Beta’d by gillo, but since she took a few whacks at it, I’ve completely rearranged everything, so she can’t be held responsible for any errors. (If you see any, let me know, ‘k?) Also, MiAmor had a few suggestions, and our mods are wonderful. ETA: Banner by me.
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Fic: Hallelujah (Just Breathe)

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Title: Hallelujah (Just Breathe)
Author: DiamondTook (diamondtook862)
Medium: Fiction (One shot)
Rating: PG-13
Time: Season 6: During the Dead Things (AU)
Warning: None
Word Count: Just shy of 3000

Thanks to: ever_neutral and ghostyouknow27 for being pretty much the awesomest betas ever in the Buffyverse/Jossverse/Universe. These guys make everything better, fix my commas, and slay all my extra evil adverbs. Also, best characterization discussions ever. :) I wouldn’t be writing fic at all if it weren’t for Alex, and lusciousxander who pushed me over the edge and told me I had crazy things in my head worth putting on internet-paper. Any mistakes are my own, as I’ve fiddled after my lovely betas had their say.

A/N: This is set during the first scene of the DT dream (when Spike comes to Buffy in bed) and goes AU from there.

Summary: “Because I’m a murderer. And I should be punished.”

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Fic: Grauidus

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Title: Grauidus
Author: Lirazel (penny_lane_42)
Medium: Fiction
Rating: PG-13 for Spike’s potty mouth
Timeperiod: post-“Not Fade Away”
Warning: Very non-explicit mpreg
Thanks to: quinara (as usual) for the title, and my betas: snickfic for (subtly! always subtly!) dropping “hints” that I needed to write her mpreg, for getting me to reign back on the internal dialogue, and (as usual) saying, “This really needs an actual arc” (someday I’ll learn how to do that without you telling me I need to!); and angearia for help with Willow-speak and (as usual) writing better dialogue than I can–a good fourth of the dialogue is from her pen. Y’all are so good to me. Thank you!
A/N: This is set in the same universe as Basiare and Infinitas Infinitio Infinitus. It’s not necessary that you read those two, but I think you’d like them! Also, I got started on this too late to give the idea as much of a story as it deserves. But I hope to eventually continue it, though it may be a while. So you can consider this a one-shot if you don’t read WIPs, or if you aren’t bothered by the idea, you can think of it as a prologue to a fic that may be continued at a future date. Cheers!

Summary: “You’re saying this is happening ‘cause I’m too butch and Spike’s a girly girl?”

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Fic: Untitled (1/1)

thisficklemob

A bit of seasonal Season 7 from me this time. Unbeta’d, so let me know if you spot any errors. (I’m open to suggestions for the title.)

Thank you to ladyofthelog and snickfic for picking up and carrying the torch.

Untitled

By: caia
Genre: Basement!Spike, so I guess… discombobulation?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1914
Standard disclaimer: The characters aren’t mine, just the story.
Summary: Basement!Spike emerges to a night all out of order.
Feedback: Yes, please.

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Fic: Goldilocks (1/1)

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I have one offering for today. Please enjoy!

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Title: Goldilocks

Author: PrettyPoppy

Summary: Three days before Halloween, Spike makes a rather interesting request. Season 6. Set between “Life Serial” and “All the Way.”

Rated: NC-17, just to be on the safe side

Author’s Notes: Although I usually try to write for the theme, this time around I was drawing a complete blank. So, in honor of Halloween, I thought I’d write a holiday fic instead. But, of course, somewhere along the way, I think my holiday fic started to reflect the theme, “love is a temporary madness,” so it all worked out in the end. Many thanks to ladyofthelog and snickfic for keeping this wonderful community going. This fic is dedicated, with much love and appreciation, to The Pimp, for giving me yet one more reason to love Halloween.

Disclaimer: Nope. I don’t own Spike or Buffy. Everything belongs to Joss, Mutant Enemy, and whoever else has a legal right to it.

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Fic: Calm the Waters ~ Chapter 1/?

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Author: abelina (Abby)
Title:  Calm the Waters
Chapter: 1: Always the Gentleman
Word Count: 2350
Summary:  It must be spring, because there’s an apocalypse brewing.  Spike and Buffy go on a mission to find the final artifact needed for the ritual to end the world, so they can destroy it before it’s too late, only things go a little bit awry.
Setting: Season Five, sometime after Intervention but before Tough Love, in a bit of an alternate reality.
Rating: NC-17, eventually
Notes: Written for seasonal_spuffy, fall 2010 round.  Sorry, I had hoped to have more of this done but life doesn’t like me right now.  Just one chapter today, possibly two if I can get my crap together, with the rest to be concluded on my journal.  Self-beta’d, so if you see any errors please let me know so I can fix them.

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The Things They Left Behind – Part II

powerofthebook

The Things They Left Behind
(PG-13ish)
A/N: Begins some time before “Power Play” in AtS, Season Five, and after “The Girl In Question.” Absolutely nothing taken from the comics. Next parts should go up throughout the day. (Thank you to all who have read, and all who have commented! Every once in a while, I do finish a chaptered fic!)

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