- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 1: Acrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 2: Matrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 3: Love Was Phony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 4: Goodbye, Honey
- Spaiku schmoop.
- Crushed Spaiku, Prologue: Dress (1/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 1: Not a Success (2/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 2: Settle for Less (3/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 3: Impress the Lady’s Relations (4/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 4: Interlude, with Stress (5/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 5: Keep Her Guessing (6/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 6: Fess Up (7/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 7: Regression (8/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 8: Processing (9/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 9: Make a Spectacular Mess (10/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 10: Egress (11/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Epilogue: Undress (12/12)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 1: Intervention (1/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 2: Invention (2/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 3: Willing Suspension (3/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 4: Pretension (4/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 5: It Came from Another Dimension (5/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 6: Unconventional Patrol (6/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 7: Unmentionable Doings (7/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 8: Bone of Contention (8/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 9: Misapprehension (9/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 10: Incomprehension (10/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 11: Detention (11/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 12: Comprehension (12/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 13: Circumvention (13/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 14: Tension (14/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 15: Attention Must Be Paid (15/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Epilogue: Reinvention (16/16)
I.
God of bad home perms
longs for the hellfires of home.
Slayer holds the Key.
II.
Hatches a new plan:
send simpering sycophants
to find the Precious.
III.
*Who’s new in her life?
Who’s special? Who’s different?
Go get it for me!
*Found haiku taken from episode.
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