- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 1: Acrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 2: Matrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 3: Love Was Phony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 4: Goodbye, Honey
- Spaiku schmoop.
- Crushed Spaiku, Prologue: Dress (1/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 1: Not a Success (2/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 2: Settle for Less (3/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 3: Impress the Lady’s Relations (4/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 4: Interlude, with Stress (5/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 5: Keep Her Guessing (6/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 6: Fess Up (7/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 7: Regression (8/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 8: Processing (9/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 9: Make a Spectacular Mess (10/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 10: Egress (11/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Epilogue: Undress (12/12)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 1: Intervention (1/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 2: Invention (2/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 3: Willing Suspension (3/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 4: Pretension (4/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 5: It Came from Another Dimension (5/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 6: Unconventional Patrol (6/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 7: Unmentionable Doings (7/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 8: Bone of Contention (8/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 9: Misapprehension (9/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 10: Incomprehension (10/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 11: Detention (11/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 12: Comprehension (12/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 13: Circumvention (13/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 14: Tension (14/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 15: Attention Must Be Paid (15/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Epilogue: Reinvention (16/16)
I.
Juxtaposition—
Buffy gropes to find the truth;
Spike fondles a lie.
II.
Spars with the Slayer’s
robotic doppelganger,
works out his issues.
III.
Gadget likes to play;
what she lacks, she makes up in
enthusiasm.
IV.
Bot’s ecstatic chirps
helpless against you, you fiend!
music to his ears.
*V.
I want to let you
(gasp) bite me and devour me
until there’s no more!
VI.
Wants to be trusted
with her life’s blood, to be found
irresistible.
VII.
Jarred from fantasy—
[Beeeep. Start this program over?]
never be Buffy.
*Found haiku taken from episode.
Originally posted at http://seasonal-spuffy.livejournal.com/333947.html
