- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 1: Acrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 2: Matrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 3: Love Was Phony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 4: Goodbye, Honey
- Spaiku schmoop.
- Crushed Spaiku, Prologue: Dress (1/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 1: Not a Success (2/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 2: Settle for Less (3/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 3: Impress the Lady’s Relations (4/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 4: Interlude, with Stress (5/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 5: Keep Her Guessing (6/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 6: Fess Up (7/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 7: Regression (8/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 8: Processing (9/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 9: Make a Spectacular Mess (10/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 10: Egress (11/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Epilogue: Undress (12/12)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 1: Intervention (1/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 2: Invention (2/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 3: Willing Suspension (3/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 4: Pretension (4/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 5: It Came from Another Dimension (5/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 6: Unconventional Patrol (6/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 7: Unmentionable Doings (7/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 8: Bone of Contention (8/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 9: Misapprehension (9/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 10: Incomprehension (10/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 11: Detention (11/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 12: Comprehension (12/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 13: Circumvention (13/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 14: Tension (14/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 15: Attention Must Be Paid (15/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Epilogue: Reinvention (16/16)
I.
Bot tires of waiting
for her Master to return.
Go make Spike happy!
II.
Seeks out BFF.
[gay since nineteen ninety-nine]
She’ll know what to do!
III.
Attempts to point out
error of vamp-shagging ways
lead to TMI.
IV.
“I could make sketches.”
Oh, no one needs to see that!
Spike in the Buff?! Eww!
V.
Spike is very skilled
at giving the oral sex.
Like you. ‘Cause you’re gay!
VI.
Reiterations
of her orientation
produce vexation.
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Apologies for #4 (well, for this entire tasteless set, really) but that pun’s just never gonna’ get old for me. ;)
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