- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 1: Acrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 2: Matrimony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 3: Love Was Phony
- “Something Blue” Spaiku, Part 4: Goodbye, Honey
- Spaiku schmoop.
- Crushed Spaiku, Prologue: Dress (1/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 1: Not a Success (2/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 2: Settle for Less (3/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 3: Impress the Lady’s Relations (4/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 4: Interlude, with Stress (5/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 5: Keep Her Guessing (6/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 6: Fess Up (7/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 7: Regression (8/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 8: Processing (9/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 9: Make a Spectacular Mess (10/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Part 10: Egress (11/12)
- Crushed Spaiku, Epilogue: Undress (12/12)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 1: Intervention (1/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 2: Invention (2/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 3: Willing Suspension (3/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 4: Pretension (4/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 5: It Came from Another Dimension (5/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 6: Unconventional Patrol (6/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 7: Unmentionable Doings (7/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 8: Bone of Contention (8/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 9: Misapprehension (9/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 10: Incomprehension (10/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 11: Detention (11/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 12: Comprehension (12/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 13: Circumvention (13/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 14: Tension (14/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Part 15: Attention Must Be Paid (15/16)
- “Intervention” Spaiku, Epilogue: Reinvention (16/16)
I.
Slayer equation:
crypt plus vampire equals bad.
Clue in, already!
II.
Sisterly lecture
on dangerous ickiness
canceled by bombshell.
III.
Hears the words, but… huh?
Frowns in incomprehension.
Spikesinwhatwithwho?!
IV.
Resolves to commence
Operation Avoid Spike.
Shouldn’t be too hard.
V.
What’s he playing at,
this undead Eddie Haskell
flattering her mom?
Originally posted at http://seasonal-spuffy.livejournal.com/308198.html