Hi to everyone! Today’s my day to post and I sort of ran amok. I have four stories to share and eight offerings that I call an Intermezzo. Those are “couplets” comprised of an “entry from the Diary of Buffy A. Summers” and the “Secret Journal of William the Bloody”, his journal entries are poetry. These will come between stories and are not connected to the stories in any way. Those follow cannon for the most part. I’ll be posting throughout the day with “work breaks” now and then.
Okay, here we go with the first “Intermezzo”:
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon, ME, WB, Fox are the sole owners of all involved with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Thanks to Joss he allows us to play in his sandbox. I derive no compensation for these flights of fancy. The story concept is my “creation” as is all dialogue not in any original story script.
Literary Intermezzo One:
Summary: A peek into the Diary of Buffy A. Summers and the Secret, Highly Confidential Journal of one William T. Bloody, these volumes were discovered in the rubble that was once the town of Sunnydale, California.
Setting: Post Crush, Season 5
Great! As if I don’t have enough to deal with. Spike has decided he’s in love with me! Just what I need.
The annoying pest tried to use vamp slaying as a way to cage a date! Can you believe it???????
I called him on it, of course. So, what does the idiot do? He and his ho ex –girlfriend used a cattle prod and chained me up so he could make all these ookie love declarations to me. When I didn’t fall at his feet like a puddle of goo, he threatened to kill me if I didn’t give him some hope. Then he offered to dust Dru (not that I would have minded that! One less nutty vamp out there for me to deal with.)
Then Harmony shows up to make it a 3-ring circus! I am so embarrassed!
What am I vamp catnip? Giles says Spike can’t possibly feel anything but maybe obsession for me, cause, you know…..vamp. No soul. Angel made it clear that no soul = no love.
I really don’t want to have to stake him cause he’s kinda helpful. Okay, he’s kind of cute too but soooooo not going there! I’ll still have to be nice to him in a way because of this whole Glory mess.
Why can’t I just have a nice, normal life like every other girl my age?
“Buffy, a character study in Haiku” by William the Bloody
Gold Goddess glowing
Warrior, my Boadicea
Words reveal a bitch!
Originally posted at http://seasonal-spuffy.livejournal.com/39858.html